How a Bond movie would end in real life

Bond gets locked up with the villain who appears to be setting up an elaborate timed device to kill bond. Bond tries to engage him in conversation but gets only monosyllabic answers. Villain then eventually says, you think this is the bit where I, unable to resist bragging, tell you the genius of my evil plans, then leave you in here alone with the almost-certain chance of death, but leaving you a small window of opportunity to escape and thwart the plans I've just told you in great detail?

Bond replies: well that is normally how things go, yes. 

Villain: ah. Yes. Easy mistake to make. No, this is just the coffee machine 

Shoots bond dead. Fills coffee cup. Rules world