This is Britney. The story behind her name is long and dull, but suffice to say, she does not carry this moniker without reason. Today I acquired an engraving pen - nothing special, just a simple, £6 battery one, and did some tests on beer bottles. It proved to be fairly easy so, bolstered by my many long minutes of experience, I decided to let loose on Britney. I'm reasonably satisfied with the results: