Britney Gets a Makeover

This is Britney. The story behind her name is long and dull, but suffice to say, she does not carry this moniker without reason. Today I acquired an engraving pen - nothing special, just a simple, £6 battery one, and did some tests on beer bottles. It proved to be fairly easy so, bolstered by my many long minutes of experience, I decided to let loose on Britney. I'm reasonably satisfied with the results:

Picture Dump

Here are some random pictures from my phone

 

Lies

 

More confusing Tesco offers

 

A very well sealed parcel

 

My awesome Italian sandwich

 

 

I can’t resist a good discoiunt, me

 

End of the road

 

Guilty looking geese, and a discarded ale can. Joyriding mystery solved?

 

Algebraic bargains at the co-op

 

My view at the Radiohead gig, thanks to this arrogant dickwad

 

Ninjas have to eat too you know

 

Dixie. 10 oz. Perfect Touch. Nuff said.

 

 

The Rebel Alliance was hit hard by the recession

 

wow?

 

O RLY?

 

One week later. I didn’t change this by the way, just enjoyed it.

 

 

One leads, inexorably, to the other.

 

Who says the Alliance is dumbing down the entrance exam?

 

Mikey, your cowabunga’s showing dude.

 

“Self-respect is not a prerequisite for this role”.

 

Pony Pride

 

Shit Identikit Jesus Loves You

 

Pablo: 1 – Wasps: 0

 

Yummy Cramel

 

What could be better than free knorks?

Some Pictures

Here are some pictures. In no particular order and with comments where appropriate.

not sure why, but my colleague here one day decided just to put a box on his head, while on the phone to a customer. then he took it off again.

 

I love a bargain

 

the unintentionally prejudiced sign in the window of the local chippy. it’s called the new oriental, so i’m guessing *that’s* what they men by oriental customers.

 

after we realise only one side of the PA is working, Daddy Beats quickly haxxorz togther an extra long lead to connect the two speakers

 

These next three demonstrate quite well why i don’t trust PC World

 

 

 

nice

 

nicely worded, sainsbury’s. i imagine this aisle leads to quite a few disappointed nonces

 

cornish icicles

 

Boscastle

 

a just question i feel

 

eden project

 

baby bananas

 

a hermit crab at blue reef aquarium

 

so that’s what he’s doing now

 

an unholy mess

 

blinds. fitted by The Blind Man, presumably

 

Smurf Time Error. Nuff said

 

Mr Tickle, who high-fived me on my birthday

 

and one of his tentacles up close

 

What an ace place to build a house

 

hope springs eternal in newquay. in december no less.

 

Some dogs made of wellies.

 

my new colleague (he moved while i was trying to catch him, he’s not deformed)

 

ducks and canada geese congregate around the bit of the canal that isn’t frozen

 

 

for chavs who can’t spell. oh, wait.

 

L-33 (he’s just a head) balancing on a wall

 

karting for L-33’s stag do.

And the trophy

 

canada geese

 

a herd of chairs, in the wild